When I was in third grade there was a major debate taking place. Which was the better band? Queen or Kiss?
Well, of course when you are a third grader you know everything for certain. And I, like many of my friends, knew Kiss was the better band. And, we weren’t afraid to argue that point despite not ever listening to the music of that or pretty much any other band.
Of course when I say debate, I of course mean everyone versus Jeff Wilde. At least I think his last name was Wilde. There were two Jeffs in my class and I’m almost certain the one I am thinking of had that surname. The Jeff on the side of Kiss, the side I and all right thinking people were on, was a skinny kid with ruffled, brown hair. Jeff Wilde, on the other hand, was a slightly plump kid with a blond crewcut. He was all alone on the side of Queen.
Now, I knew I was in the right because my older brother was a Kiss fan. He purchased their albums. He even had the Love Gun album which came with a cardboard gun. The gun was designed with a flap of paper which would pop out with a loud snapping sound when you flicked the gun. It even had the word “BANG” written on it (just so there was no question that you heard a gunshot). How cool is that?
On the other hand, Jeff brought in evidence of his fandom one day in the form of a Queen album. I remember it well. Even though it didn’t have any cool toys with it, it did have a picture of a giant robot holding the limp and crushed bodies of the band in it’s cruel hands. Now I know that is cool.
No, this debate never went any further, no school yard fights. I think it was pushed aside for a more interesting topics such as the Yankees (another favorite topic of third graders).
Today, I believe I can name one Kiss song or two – maybe. But, I can name several Queen songs and albums. In fact, I consider them one of the best bands of all time for their musicianship and creativity. I guess I will concede this one to Jeff Wilde.
*For the record, I don’t know anything about the Yankees anymore either.